For example this poster i came across: nary a beard in sight yet they claim to have solved their hair problems! Such madness i have not known in all my gnomic years.
Worse yet was to follow, as my search for fellow gnomes continued to founder. Instead I found these aberrations....Flat Cows! Despite my best efforts, attempts to obtain milk were wholly unsuccessful.
But I have at least found a place to call my temporary abode. I have still yet to encounter any woodling creatures, though once again there were cats aplenty to cause me no little duress.
I am also hoping to learn more about the factions at war in this new world. If there are fascists about i will hit them in the noggins!
In the meanwhile i must find myself a nice hammock, and possibly some cheese.
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