Monday, February 4, 2008

the rain in spain falls mainly in the plain

Being far from home and other gnomes, i have been recalling my favourite jokes that my cousin Fernando used to tell, such as:

How many gnomes does it take to change a Thingwhichproducesbrightwhitelightwhenitisconnectedtoadeviceproducingelectricpower?

10. One to actually change it, and the rest to fend off The Committee In Charge Of Deciding Whether A Gnomish, And In The Unlikely Event Other Races Succeed In Constructing One, non-Gnomish, ThingWhich Produces Etc. Is To Be Dismounted Clockwise Or Counterclockwise.

Ho Ho!

1 comment:

ring-a-ding-a-ling said...

Sergio...now that you are in Singapore, maybe try to speak some Singlish leh!